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Andres

A guy that everyone thinks is the most innocent of the group but is really the most sexual one and gets all the girls. Despite his sexual drive he has a tiny penis, often ranging from 1 - 2 inches. He would usually have a girlfriend (with a name like Eve) who he would send incredibly large text messages to. His friends would mock him for it by saying they look like essays.
Oh look at that innocent guy, he's such an Andres.

Me: Who's that guy hanging out with all the girls?

Friend: Oh, that's Andres, he's with his friends from choir.
by basicallyadictionary February 11, 2019
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A guy which is most of the very lost and does not totally forget anything in his life.

usually has a big dick
Wow Andre you remember every single moment of your life!
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Someone who watches porn 24/7 and can’t wait to fuck a girl, also very dramatic and a little insecure due to how much porn he watches. The bad things away now the good things. He is intelligent, reasonably kind and gets better when he gets older, a pretty good friend overall. Andres is not a Bad person, but his bad parts of him might be a concern until he is 30 years old, but after that, he is a cool guy
I met andres and he is a pretty cool guy
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Andres be farting, he quirky tho
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Very beast but can be really sus and gay at times. He is a very easy to make fun of but gets his feelings hurt to easily but others think he can handle it. But on the inside he is a soft gay and sus boy.
That guy is so andre.
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1. Andre is one of the true bros of the group. He is the clown, he hosts the big parties and he is a veteran member of most 'bro groups'. He mostly doesn't care about the attention of other females even though his good looks could land him a few nice women. Andre cares about having a good time with the bros, and getting shit done. If he doesn't like you, he won't do anything about it, he'll just go about his day because he doesn't have time to give a fuck since he's having such a good time with the bros. In fact the only time he isn't have a good time with the homies, is if his mother dies. Other than that, 24/7 he will be having a good time with the bros.

2. A french/hispanic origin meaning 'manly'.
Tibau: Did you go to Andre's party? He's such a bro.
Nelson: Yeah I did go to his party, he's a true bro.
by geralt-is-a-bro November 22, 2021
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