Phil swift

At one point, I honestly thought he was Taylor swift's brother.

Um.. Chile anyway-

He sells flex tape

Phil swift is here for flex tape.

by Reincarnated tanuki September 22, 2020

Taylor Swift

An exceptionally toothy blowjob

John broke up with Emma after she gave him the 'ole Taylor Swift in his car.

by deepspace_69 July 2, 2025

Taylor Swift

the most annoying popstar in history. She is everywhere and there's escape from boring blonde you can't even go five minutes without hearing her name or song on Tv or radio you even can't go to the toilet without hearing her name

FFS Taylor Swift C'mon she's bloody everywhere

by big ginger 88 August 6, 2024

Suzuki swift

Suzuki Swift - Owners are usually a behemoth,

Barely fitting ito the car they have to turn their neck sideways to sit , and need to overcompensate for the car they drive by making delicious pizzas and bragging about it.

“ Oh wow that Suzuki swift driver is an amazing pizzas chef , how did he get his pizza oven here ? “

by Lachtopuss July 11, 2023

taylor swift

is the music industry, nothing else to say oh and the prettiest person that ever existed

person 1: oh do you listen do you listen yo taylor swift ?

person 2: OH MY GOD yes i do, do you?

person 1: HOLY GROUNG YES CAN YOU MARRY ME-HEE-HEEEE

by IFUCKINLOVEYOUTAYLOR June 4, 2021

taylor swift

literal goddess. songs like "never grow up" and "paper rings" are underrated

person 1: look, it's her! it's taylor swift!
person 2: slay!!!

by anonymous 72 April 28, 2022

Taylor Swift

A mf Goddess. Beautiful gorgous amazing smart. Turning all ur daughters Gay.

Girl 1: Do you believe in God?
Girl 2: Yes i worship taylor swift!

by Ilovetaylorswift<33 July 24, 2023