Zoomies

See also: akathisia, Restless Legs Syndrome, or listen to "I Wanna Be Sedated"

It's like someone is in a time-dilation bubble and they're multitasking for 30 years while your parents watched you for an hour

"Well he stopped hearing voices for a while, but he gets the zoomies every day."

"Bobby had the zoomies all week and so he won't be awake for soccer or church this weekend."

by Don Palabros February 4, 2025

He got The zoomies

When a man bust quick

Girl, he busted so quickly
Oh girl he got the zoomies

by Evangelinebomdia April 30, 2024

boomer zoomies

For when Boomer adults spam text message you continually because they don't have anything else going on in their lives and have no sense of time

Old no nozzle Debbie sent me 30 messages today; I'm really getting sick of her Boomer zoomies.

by ffi8gvktr May 2, 2024

zoomie job

Doggie style, but really fast

The game was about to start so we had to finish with a ZJ (Zoomie Job

by knole March 24, 2024

Zoomy

Getting a blowjob will working remotely during important meetings.

Bro she gave zoomy during my interview and I got the job!

by Jpcdaman July 9, 2021