Something so out of hand and lacking any control, but in a spicy and strangely interesting sort of way.
After meeting with her 5 times, we sent Doris the exact same information 5 different times. She has no idea what to do with any of it; she's such a zesty mess.
by EricAndrew October 26, 2008
Get the zesty messmug. 1: beautiful woman whose mandatory attritribes include; medium to ginormous bosom, ample curves in the bust through lower hip region, general attitude ranging from fun-loving (overly playful) to downright crazy as a shit house rat.
At first glance she seems to be an upstanding member of the law enforcement community, but upon adornment of weekend attire and consumption of her first cocktail she exposed herself for the zesty tomato she truely is.
by neumsie September 5, 2008
Get the zesty tomatomug. The Zesty Mexican is when you dip your cock in spicy salsa, then proceed to cram/jam your penis into an anus while wearing a sombrero. You may also include the option to yell O'ley while performing the finishing move.
Man: Dude, I gave my girlfriend the Zesty Mexican last night!
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
Friend: Dude, bro, that's bangin'. Have you tried giving her a hot lips houlihan?
by Jack the Nipper November 2, 2014
Get the Zesty Mexicanmug. A martial art created for attracting extremely attractive female mates, by using Daggers, guns and Bourbon. It was created by a Michigan man named, Buddy "the horny bastard" Jewdanburnski
Girl: did you see that guy's Zesty Tango, it's making me feel aroused and attracted to him.
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
Other less attractive Girl: I'm not feeling it
Guy across the room: thank god for Buddy Jewdanburnski!
by Wise Old Buck April 5, 2009
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Get the zesty jalapeñomug.