stressed depressed lemon zest

Ever heard of Easy Peasy Lemon Squeezy? No one can relate to those high expectations.
Now get ready for a more acurate saying.Stressed depressed lemon zest! Great for whenever you are failing at life, which should be all the time.

"Hey Joe! Was that history test easy peasy lemon squeezy,"?
"No, all it did was leave me stressed depressed lemon zest."

by EasyPeasyIemonSqueezy October 10, 2019

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Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

the opposite of ‘easy peasy lemon squeezy’

friend: that test was easy peasy lemon squeezy
me: i’m a Stressed, Depressed Lemon Zest

by yeeeetttt,345 November 11, 2019

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Zest Muffin

Someone who is zesty in denial

Logan was enraged when Michael called him a zest muffin

by WordWriter2095 June 25, 2023

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zest fest

zest fest is when a guy is so zesty, that its a festival of zestyness at this point. hes basically just homosexual

holly hell its a zest fest with all these fags

by dndk.ne October 20, 2023

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Zest King

A man who's zest is beyond comprehension, the way they walk, talk and socialize is FULL zest, I'm talking gay, homosexual and gaybo acts that only some people will be able to achieve in their lifetime. A zest king thrives through the torment and pain of others. Zest kings tend to be found in sports like rowing and being a school captain or teacher. If they are given the opportunity they would "help a homie out" and give said homie the most life-changing, lubricated, soul-taking (with no teeth ofc xx) gawk gawk 3000 free of charge, in fact, after the deed, a zest king would thank them for their time and hand them their business card for later transactions.

Look at that zest king fruitily frolicking through the schoolyard.

by jamal denquivius III May 15, 2023

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