WWJDD

What Would Jesus' Dad Do?
Send Plagues. Order child murders. Request foreskins. Impregnate betrothed.
Outlaw other gods. Flood the earth. Spousal Salt conversion.

That kid made fun of my shoes so rather than turn the other cheek I thought WWJDD? and sent bears to kill all the kids in that village.

by Pithly July 25, 2023

wwsdd

#wwsdd
What would Sky Daddy do?
Sky Daddy can never hurt you because he never replies, and he can never leave you, because he was never there.

Sky Daddy only exists in our minds and our hearts.

I don't need a man. I have Sky Daddy, and he would never hurt me. #wwsdd

by wwsdd June 4, 2023

WWDD

It's an acronym for making every single decision in life...What Would DeVaughn Do?

No one knows what's better for a 52 year old white guy from the U.S. better than a 29 year old Jamaican dude? That's why I always ask myself before making any, and all decisions...WWDD?

by BlurredSpeech February 11, 2025