Wristwatcher

Wristwatcher – Someone obsessed with watches, whether spotting high-end pieces in the wild, knowing which ones are real or fake, reviewing celebrity and designer watches online, or even acting as a spotter for gangs hiring watch thieves. Could be a collector, a content creator, or a streetwise operative — either way, they’re always watching wrists.

Lee: Bruv… I keep watchin’ that guy on YouTube… that watch geezer, Nico Leonard… he keeps slaggin’ off celebrities’ watches and fake ones online. It’s proper funny, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL Yeah… he’s a proper wristwatcher, that geezer, innit?
Lee: Init, bruv, LOL.
Frank: LOL.

Wristwatcher by Jamie Cheese February 1, 2026

silk wristwatch

the process in wrapping your dick around your wrist and showing your friend, and thus getting to punch said friend. Derived from the movie Waiting.

"yo check this out"

"aww gross you totally got me with your silk wristwatch"

punch friend

"fuck you dude"

silk wristwatch by Harry Lana March 31, 2012

rectum wristwatch 

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

rectum wristwatch by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Irish Wristwatch 

A condition where your friend is perpetually mad at you for no reason whatsoever and drags you around by the wrist like a child. Characterized by the distinctive red marks left on your wrist and the inexplicable Irish accent they develop while doing so.

"Bruh, Megan’s got me on an Irish Wristwatch again because I made her mad. She's been draggin me around saying, "I'M RAGIN' AT YA AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY, YA FECKIN' EEJIT!"

Irish Wristwatch by 11Chicago March 7, 2025