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whateverthefuck

A friend that is officially only a friend, but you really want to cuddle with / take care of them (and maybe go down on them in your imagination), but you gotta be really careful because you aren't single and you don't want your partner to think you're cheating because you definitely aren't actually cheating, but your imaginary fantasies about your friend are really strong, so you need a phrase to describe your percieved not-quite-girlfriend.
"Heyyyyy, I totally had a wet dream about my whateverthefuck last night."

"Wow be careful. Don't tell your boyfriend."
by Macaronibeef April 21, 2022
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whateverian

Whateverian is a person who can eat whatever they like Or that taste good to them
I’m a whateverian so basically I can eat whatever I like the taste good to me within reason of trying to be healthy
by Litt1e.mouse June 17, 2022
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Whateverian Is a person who basically eat whatever they want whether it is good to them keeping it healthy
I used to be a vegetarian but now I am a whateverian so I can basically whatever I want within a healthy menu
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A whateverian is someone who eats whatever they like or whatever taste good to them While trying to maintain a healthy menu
I’ve tried to be a vegetarian and vegan but now I’ve decided I’m just going to stay a whateverian
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whateverthefuckistan

slang term that people sometimes use sarcastically or dismissively to refer to an unknown, remote, or imaginary place—usually when they don’t know or don’t care to know the real name of the place. It plays off the naming convention of countries like Pakistan, Afghanistan, etc., with “-stan” meaning “land of” in Persian.

It’s not a real place—just a way to express frustration, confusion, or indifference.
ICE and SecState should
Stop announcing the deportations. Make the arrest deport these terrorist fucks, have the paperwork ready to go.
Make the arrest, put them on a plane to whateverthefuckistan, and then announce it so the courts cannot get involved. -HebrewHammer
by MavenMan March 20, 2025
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