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vasectomy

"dude did u hear about nick cannon having his 12th kid?!"
"no way dude. that guy needs a vasectomy"
by b1tches1uvsosa January 1, 2023
mugGet the vasectomymug.

Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
mugGet the Shotgun Vasectomymug.

Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025
mugGet the Blunt Force Vasectomymug.

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