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Shotgun Vasectomy

When you shoot your balls off with a gun (preferably a shotgun) because you're that fed up with the generation of tomorrow they do not want to contribute to it.
Xavier: These kids make me want to get a shotgun vasectomy
by Skulley_McMeme August 19, 2021
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Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025
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March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.
Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.
by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017
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