the funniest mf on the whole planet. she's so intelligent, kind (mostly) and probably has iron deficiency. there is definitely something mentally wrong with her, and she will never open up to you no matter who you are. low-key has anger issues too but it's fine. she also has the best style ever but is so damn broke she can't afford half of it. she has the best music taste (ever), laughs at her own jokes and sleeps (a lot). she'll also tell you to kys all the time (kys). did i mention she's funny (also, kys).
by yankeewnobrim July 2, 2022
Get the Valentinamug. Valentina is a beautiful girl. She’s very sexy and brave. She may seem reluctant but if you get to know her, she can be the craziest and prettiest person you’ve ever seen. Valentina is usually thin and has a flat belly and a sexy ass. You’re really lucky to have a Valentina in your life- don’t let her go.
She really is very good in bed;)
You don’t wanna mess with her because she can get revenge in total crazy ways. She can really be a bitch but only if YOU are the bad person.
She really is very good in bed;)
You don’t wanna mess with her because she can get revenge in total crazy ways. She can really be a bitch but only if YOU are the bad person.
by gepettopinocchio February 1, 2019
Get the Valentinamug. Valentina is that type of happy girl.
Valentina’s are usually lazy and sleepy.
They treat you like gems, will alwats be there for their best friends, will annoy them to death though.
They don’t have a long time letting people in, they will give yoy theur hearth.
Be careful, Valentina’s are nice, but if you mess up whit them, they can turn into Bad ass bitches or psychopaths.
Valentina’s are usually lazy and sleepy.
They treat you like gems, will alwats be there for their best friends, will annoy them to death though.
They don’t have a long time letting people in, they will give yoy theur hearth.
Be careful, Valentina’s are nice, but if you mess up whit them, they can turn into Bad ass bitches or psychopaths.
by some.sad.kid May 14, 2021
Get the Valentinamug. “Valentina is so 😻”
by superstar💋 November 14, 2022
Get the Valentinamug. 1. A very attractive woman with a fine ass.
2. A very friendly person that everyone loves and turns many
heads.
2. A very friendly person that everyone loves and turns many
heads.
1. Did you see that ass? must have been a Valentina.
2. I made a friend, she was really pretty and friendly so her name must be Valentina.
2. I made a friend, she was really pretty and friendly so her name must be Valentina.
by cantstandme September 7, 2011
Get the Valentinamug. She is a gorgeous red head with an amazing heart. She is really short but is an amazing little spoon. She is very generous and always gives her best advice. Her mind takes over and leaves her depressed but she is tuff. She isn’t very good at picking her relationship but all she needs is support. She is a beautiful singer and loves to play the ukelele. She is super artistic in drawing, writing, and even makeup. She has beautiful plump lips and gorgeous dark eyes surrounded by long lashes. She is always cold but gives the best hugs, snuggles, and hand holding. Her laugh is contagious and her smile lights up a room. She dresses in cute and comfy outfits. She is always herself no matter what. She likes to be left alone sometimes but wants you when she needs you. Takes the hearts of everyone she knows without even knowing how beautiful she is.
Valentina: 🤞🏼🤞🏼my bab
by anonymousbab September 7, 2019
Get the Valentinamug. 1. Back in the day, she was known to break hearts, but she's gone all Valentina on us now.
2. Hey man, seriously, don't even try. She's a well known Valentina. My boy tried to date her for a while, and now he's M.I.A. Be careful.
2. Hey man, seriously, don't even try. She's a well known Valentina. My boy tried to date her for a while, and now he's M.I.A. Be careful.
by I tame maneaters October 21, 2010
Get the Valentinamug.