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Upside down salsa

The female is placed or tied upside down on a ladder or step stool, the male then takes a bottle of hot sauce and inserts it inside of her vagina causing an intense burning sensation as it slowly drips in. The male then punches her multiple times in the ovaries in order to produce a large amount of blood, urine, and infertile eggs to be released mixing with the hot sauce creating an ultimate salsa mixture. The male then either puts his face into the upside down vagina and sucks and slurps out the juices, feeds it to her, or saves it for later to put it on mexican cuisine.

A variation of the Upside down cheesecake, modified with a little extra spice.
Man1: Bruh, I'm facing charges for doing an upside down salsa on this girl.

Man2: Hey, can you stab two nails through my testicles real quick?
Man1: ... No...?
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UPSIDE!

A word used to describe HIGH POTENTIAL of an athlete. The ability to posses more talent than is actually demonstrated on the field of play. Having great athletic potential that has not been tapped yet. The "Hope" that a talent will "Prosper" on the field, especially when inserted into a Fantasy line-up
Also, more specifically applied: The overused description Matt Sarnie of Arizona gives out when drafting his favorite prospects in the Annual Fantasy Football Draft.
Description Matt Sarnie of Arizona gives out when drafting his favorite prospects in the Annual Gigolo Fantasy Football Draft:

"I Love Michael Vick with the 18th Pick, what a steal I got in the 2nd round; he has so much UPSIDE!"
by mchesler44 October 4, 2011
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upsidedown strangle

A form of male masturbation in which the thumb meets the base of the penis.
Man, my arm is sore from doing the upsidedown strangle all night!
by rosuel March 16, 2009
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upside down macbook case

A girl will put her macbook case on upside down as a sign of being dtf. The apple on the case will face the opposite direction of the apple that lights up so that the two look like they're 69-ing. Bitch be horny.
Guy: Dude, do you think she's in to me?
Friend: Yeah, man. She's got an upside down macbook case on her laptop. Totally dtf. Go mack, bro.
Guy: I think you mean mac!
*High-five*
by geniusbar_player October 25, 2011
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Upsidedown Morgan Freeman

The act of shitting on a girls face then shoving your dick in her mouth making her talk while shes hanging upside down
TB: Hey alex you want an upsidedown morgan freeman
Alex: Fuck yes
by abaysal December 23, 2009
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upside down text

A stupid way that attention-whores get people to notice their Facebook status. ˙looɔ os ɯı ˙ǝɯ ʇɐ ʞool
Jonny wanted people to notice him on Facebook. So he googled "Upside Down Text" and flipped his Facebook status upside down. Now everyone thinks he's stupid for being such an attention-whore.
by UpsideDownText.com November 9, 2010
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upside-down pancake

The act of squatting bare assed over the nose of someone who is performing a handstand and farting down their nostrils.
The gymnast was flustered after being upside-down pancaked mid performance.
by derksoda January 10, 2010
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