A twonk is a twink who is also a wonk. They love policy and tiny underwear. A common stereotype about twonks is that they're all just a bunch of Ezra Klein looking motherfuckers grinding around in thongs listening to social security reports.
Gary is such a twonk! He's always grinding around in tiny underwear listening to social security reports.
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Get the twonk mug.A person who is equally a twit and a plonker (both Australian slang terms of an idiot) Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.
Twonks can be found mostly on roads and doing acts such as not indicating or overtaking in a irresponsible way.
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A special kind of specimen (usually named Lucas) that is so utterly idiotic that retarded doesn’t really give him any justice
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