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tombstone for a dead dick

The massive belt buckle that drugstore cowboys or hicks wear.
Robyn- look at the size of that belt buckle.
Dave- what? Oh on that dumb ass looking hick. Yeah, that's a tombstone for a dead dick
by Rat Dawg PhD March 13, 2016
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tombstone chillin in a volkswagen

when you sit in a little ass car and smoke down so much you litterally cant breath anymore.
when my friend passed out in the back seat and we had to pull him out perform cpr the dude asross the street said "them mutha fuckers was tombstone chillin in a volkswagen"
by tiny peeps January 28, 2009
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Tombstone Pile Driver

A sexual act in which (most commonly) a Man and Woman are performing The Standing 69 Sex position and right before the dude busts a nut, he pulls out and shoots it in the the girl’s eye and Tombstone Pile Drives that hoe straight to hell.
A Chad: “Bro, you should have seen my girl last night after I Tombstone Pile Drived her!”

Another Chad: “Bro, only lamo’s do the Tombstone Pile Driver!”
by Who’s Existential? July 18, 2019
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Tombstone pile driver eat out

a sexual position in which the giving partner holds the receiver upside down and proceeds to vigorously lick the genitals
Yo I tombstone pile driver eat out my girlfriend while watching wrestling
by goldust January 14, 2009
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Twitter tombstone

How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
by SpokenJunkJunkie July 11, 2010
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tombstoned

elbowing someone on the top of the head with significant power, often sending them to the ground.
can be done with both elbows at once
so then some guy comes up to him and tombstoned him
by sizzleback May 17, 2014
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detroit tombstone

.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it
My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good
by Detroit tombstone November 10, 2017
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