treadmilling

The act of running on a treadmill

Since it is pitch black outside joey is going treadmilling

by SHMEAL ickbaharack March 29, 2009

Treadmilling

The act of running on a treadmill.

Seeing the guinea pigs treadmilling in the pet store, Gilbert Banger realized that the one night stands he was already getting tired of, amounted to treadmilling, so he stopped whoremongering and began to search for a woman who he would like to marry.

by but for September 24, 2017

Treadmilling

When a man stands with his legs apart on a treadmill while jacking off. Meanwhile his partner lays at the end of the treadmill belt and catches the drops with there mouth.

We were treadmilling all night

by Wiffleballwaffle July 21, 2021

Wet Treadmill

The magnum opus of humanities thousands of years of evolution and work. When someone calls you a Wet Treadmill, you are basically God to them. A Wet Treadmill is the kind of person you hear about all the time, but never actually meet. The pure sight of a Wet Treadmill will make your eyes orgasm and you fall to your knees, begging the Wet Treadmill to never leave. Wet Treadmill life spans are short though, so enjoy them while they last.

"You're, you're a Wet Treadmill..."
*shockwave ensues*
"IM COOOOMING"

"Have you ever met a Wet Treadmill?"
"Yes, it was the best experience of my life."

by ShaggyIguana October 5, 2020

sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

to feel the fear like a ,fat bird, trying to keep pace on a treadmill.

the moment dave realised he was trapped in a locked room with a hungry lion, he was sweating like a fat bird on a treadmill

by Glyn Master of Weasels May 21, 2007

treadmill boob

A name for Rachele of SBR groupie fame, thought of at the Rock 'n Roll McDonald's by Mike referring to Cosmo's enjoyment of Rachele's shall we say...assets? Particularly on the treadmill during gym.

Damn, that crazy Treadmill-boob got drunk tonight.

by Noah a.k.a Mart-in April 10, 2004

Treadmillasaur

Fat/obese person that goes on a treadmill only once, and thinks after doing so that they are healthy and losing weight.

Look at that Treadmillasaur, does that dumb bitch really think she is gonna lose 300 pounds in one day

by IlikeSnacksOnMonday October 1, 2010