paint the town red

killing people while their blood is splattering around the town, making it red.

“you little fuck head, you should be dead, i’ll pull up in a coffin and paint the town red.” -zillakami

by Fat Mama Joe June 10, 2022

kill the town

When an entertainer of some sort purposely goes out of their way to put on a bad show, because they can't stand the town they are in.

"Screw this outfit. It's nothing but redneck racists. Let's kill the town, and get the fuck outta here quick."

by D. Gould August 19, 2008

Paint The Town Red

To have violent intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating.

Dude 1: I'm about to have some super-hardcore sex with my girlfriend.

Dude 2: Isn't she on her period?

Dude 1: Yeah. I'm about to Paint The Town Red

Dude 2: That's gross.

by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt October 11, 2010

paint the town red

when a girl is on her period and she wanders the street with a skirt/dress and no underwear on dotting the streets with blood.

Nicole: Steve donkey punched me last night, I think I am going to blow off some steam and paint the town red. Lisa, can I borrow your white skirt?

by sharting sesame seed February 27, 2009

paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

by Heat* April 30, 2007

Paint The Town

John is getting ridiculously drunk at someone's house.

Hey are we going to paint the town tonight?

OMG! I hope John paints the town at my place. He's so hot!!

by BigDickDaddy69 March 10, 2016

painting the town in peas and carrots

to drunkenly vomit in public.

Afterwards we'll have a few beers, then we'll be painting the town in peas and carrots.

by johnnylongprong January 26, 2009