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Monsooning

When you are having a really bad day and everything that can go wrong does, it is not just raining on you, it is monsooning on you instead. Figuratively speaking of course.
Yesterday I was having a lousy day and it felt like it wasn't just raining on me but monsooning on me instead.
by Gusto66 January 17, 2021
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Feasting on the insides of your enemies. How easily you ignore the loss of life when it suits your convenience. So tell me: who saves the weak from the man who saves the weak? Kill or be killed Jack. Phnom Penh taught me that. Yes, you aren’t the only one to grow up on the killing fields. War is a cruel parent but an effective teacher. It’s final lesson is carved deep in my psyche: that this world, and all it’s people are diseased. Free will is a myth. Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: memes. The DNA of the soul. They shape our will. They are the culture — they are everything we pass on. Expose someone to anger long enough, they will learn to hate. They become a carrier. Envy, greed, despair... All memes, all passed along. You can’t fight nature, Jack. Wind blows, rain falls, and the strong pray upon the weak. Sam tells me you see your weapon as a tool. Something that saves lives — a means of justice. Now there’s a pretty meme. Exquisite! It’s spared you the burden of all the lives you’ve taken... ...absolved you of guilt when you enjoyed it. That is until the illusion was broken. Don’t be ashamed. It’s only nature, running its course. You have no choices to make. Nothing to answer for. You can die with a clear conscience.
HOLY SHIT A MONSOON IS COMING HERE, GO GO GO
by PICKELTON THE PICKLEST July 9, 2024
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One of the 9 bosses in the game Metal Gear Rising. His boss fight is very parry intensive, so parry his attacks or get good at the game.

You parry by moving your joystick a bunch toward an enemy or spam W toward an enemy and pressing the Light attack on your mouse or controller.

Once dealing enough damage to him he'll jump up onto a pillar, stopping you from hitting him until the attack is over, and then he jumps down to fight you again but you can now attack him, oh wait I lied, he uses his magnetic powers to dodge your attacks until you eventually stun him and hit him on the head in blade mode.
And not to forget his famous line he says before the battle, "Memes, The DNA of the soul."
Person 1: Hey bro, can you tell me how to how to beat Monsoon from Metal Gear: Rising?
Person 2: Yeah, just parry like your life depends on it.
by IF Prototype LQ-84i March 29, 2024
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That one guy from Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance that talks about memes.
Also the guy that appears in some revengeance statuses with a song that goes "AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN"
Also, he made a huge statement about memes shaping people and mentioned that religion is a joke and free will doesn't exist? For some reason???
Person 1: Monsoon is such a nice character and his theme is also awesome.
Person 2: Hell yeah buddy.
by solus_mortem June 14, 2022
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