middie

the embodiment of gender. so very swag and cool and epic. genuinely one of the nicest people ever.

"middie's hair >>>"

by lampsociety November 3, 2021

Middy Lo Corta

A bum, typically a blonde chav who scrounges for change around Preston and makes no cash. Middy thinks he can cash but really he can’t, he cats off cherry drops and wears dead Burberry.

Look at that middy lo corta kid, what a nitty.

by chewwydrops1000 August 4, 2022

Middy

He is ambitious and kind. He’s the kind of soul to always be on an adventure, but if you’re not his spiritual level you better back off cus he’s not taking 2 f**ks. He’s the kind of soul to have a license plate frame to say, “Move out the way, Id rather be barking at the cat next door.” He loves to eat treats but rather have yours. He’s one to live for baths but if he doesn’t get one… don’t worry about it because he already knows he’s having a good hair day.

Whose that barking so cool? It must be a Middy. Ohhhh makes sense!

by Rfunk November 21, 2021