Forklift Tune-Up

When a piece of equipment is not fixable or is a piece of shit and the only logical thing to do with it is repeatedly crush it with a forklift.

"This chainsaw is not worth fixing" says Joe. "Well, give it a forklift tune-up" replies Daryl.

by DMO-LB May 01, 2010

new jersey forklift

when a horny girl is fucked by two guys one in the ass and the other vaginally and respectively lifted off the ground.

debby was so drunk last night, she forced tim and i to give her a new jersey forklift.

by polly wagler August 04, 2010

Forklifting

Doubly penetrating a woman sideways with one of the homies.

“Damn bro, did you see Maria at that party last night?; she was totally forklifting Bryan and Abel.”

by LickyBlicky September 26, 2020

naked forklift

Conceived while listening to slow jams and doing research on investment warehouse deals – "the naked forklift" is to find your favorite weighty woman, and with arms planked, try to lift her to the top bunk. Back braces recommended…

Have you tried to naked forklift her? that always gets my blood movin'!

by dubl-D January 19, 2012

forkliftic

A body of work so large that industrial machinery is required to transport it.

I just bought all of Stephen King's novels. Man, is he forkliftic.

by DJUrsus June 05, 2009

Japanese forklift

It involves forklift sushi and the anus

Shaun gives me the best Japanese forklifts on Friday nights.

by Deldris July 15, 2021

Russian Forklift

When you drive a forklift up an Russian ass

Dude last night I Russian forklifted on a chick.

by Grand Slam June 14, 2016