Jesus in a wheelchair?

When about to hell JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! out of rage but realizing you are surrounded by Bible beaters, and quickly changing it to something else as not to be forced to listen to eighty bible verses to compensate for you sins.

Gay 1 (During intense super smash brothers ultimate for nintendo switch match) "JESUS IN A WHEELCHAIR?!?!?'d be funny right?"

Gay 2 "I guess it'd be funny?"

by Archduke of Douchebags May 16, 2019

Wheelchair Diving

Soon to be an olympic sport in the special olympics. That is when the trainer pushes the guy in the wheel chair off the diving board. and the wheel chair has lifejackets so it floats back to the top

Colten devenyi won first prize in wheelchair diving.

by sadlo1733 May 22, 2009

dusty wheelchair

When you fuck a paraplegic in a old wheelchair.

Bro I gave Amanda a dusty wheelchair

by Lmfao69 June 8, 2016

Wheelchair Warrior

A disabled war veteran. Particularly the ones in need of a wheelchair

"John is a wheelchair warrior"

by Charles Alfred Ywnlyn December 3, 2021

Wheelchair Walk

When a person in a wheelchair propels the wheelchair by moving his/her legs in a walking motion making witnesses of this action question if that person actually needs a wheelchair in the first place.

Justin: "Check out that guy in the wheelchair, he's moving the chair with his legs."
Dan: "He's doing the Wheelchair Walk...makes me wonder if he even needs that wheelchair?"
Justin: "Let's find out..."

by The Greg Brady December 22, 2009

wheelchair fan

Some cunt called Herny

Herny is a massive wheelchair fan

by steve101010167 October 6, 2013

rusty wheelchair

a variation of the rusty trombone but involving the receiving party to be in a seated position. To administer this position a purpose built wheelchair would be ideal, if not available a chair with canvas could possibly be used as long as you could cut through the bottom.

after being cornered by my local paraplegic at a friendly social gathering, a scuffle ensued, pants were removed. in the midst of all this excitement she hinted toward the hole in her chair. That was the day i received my first rusty wheelchair.

by dreadsguy and atown June 29, 2010