Roadman

A person who sells drugs, is part of a gang and kills people.

Not any random guy in a puffer jacket.

Person 1: Is Dave a roadman?
Person 2: No, he doesnt sell drugs, isnt part of a gang, and he doesnt kill anyone.
Person 1: But he owns a puffer jacket, and has a Nike Tech Fleece.
Person 2: 😐

by ibeballinoutsideyeahibeballin December 01, 2022

Roadman

A chav, generally british

Oh he's such a roadman.

by Sweet, Stylish, Cool December 16, 2015

Roadman

Someone who thinks there hard cos they dress in chavy clothes and do drugs typically called Frankie they also have really bad hair that looks trash and are known nick things and try and sell them for fags they communicate in a strange way often using terms like ‘ill shank u up’

‘Your so bait fam u ate my chicken nuggets innit’

Just going to get a cheeky Nando’s with the mandem’

Wow your such a roadmannnn

by Queen beeyatch January 02, 2018

Roadman

Lives and works on the road, no's everyone in area, has matching outfits.

I am a fucking roadman.

by NoshOne April 01, 2016

roadman

A primitive species in terms of it's intelligence. Reports suggest that the average of a road man goes something like this:

"oohga booga cave man brain ooga booga plant make me feel fun ooga bhooga fuck plant illegal ooga bhooga"

Person 1: "Oi look over there Person 2, it's a roadman!"
Person 2: "Bet they're as thick as hell"

by sccreeper June 06, 2020

Roadman

A roadman is a common creature that lurks mostly in England, most roadmen are usually around the age of 12 to 16-19. They wear “creps” which means air nikes in their language, and tracksuits. They try to act tough but just end up acting ridiculous because they need to protect themselves from real predators like their moms and teachers, they have a very complex language and they usually carry around gardening tools. If you end up in their territory, which is usually a McDonald’s or their local grocery store, here is a way to kindly escape. Oi, I came here with me mandem, and we wanna say that you are cold( which means cool, trust me).

Oi mate, my mandem ere is a roadman, and he really don’t like dry creps like yours, mate.

by KoreanBilly.exe.101 May 23, 2019

Roadman

Scott Blyth

“What do you mean”
“I need a fag”
“Scott is a Roadman”

by POSH CUNT September 06, 2019