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A description of the state of rigor mortis, usually in a victim who has died where discovery of the death is delayed until after rigor has commenced

A reference to a rural belief that some members of the clergy frequently have anal sex with farm animals, particularly young calves
"They found him dead out in the woods. He was stiffer than a preacher's cock up a calf's ass."
by Redd D. Ringbone February 24, 2010
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That Vegan Preacher

Derogatory nickname for the YouTuber “That Vegan Teacher
Did you see That Vegan Preacher’s latest video?
by wordyteen January 29, 2024
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Preachers Accent

When someone is screaming, raising their voice, and you can tell they are a preacher.
Damn, Mr Jackson Got Preachers Accent.
by dumbolovesdummy April 15, 2021
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Preacher

Cockroach Priest; enough protestant shinanigans; just open up your church to a homeless person with light features. There are plenty of red heads whom are not protestants. There is a catholic church out there full of blondes laughing at you.
I talked to a pointless preacher about nothing at all.
by Alex phoenix October 18, 2023
mugGet the Preachermug.

preacher cuff

Hateful Man. Person who pretends to be your buddy, then puts a knife or some time bomb bullshit in your brain.
This preacher cuff hook me
How so?
He told me he was yours.
by OhThisGuy21 October 22, 2017
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The Preacher

A mating ritual preformed on the sabbath day of the week between a man & a woman that involves the man inserting both of his arms into the vaginal cavity of his partner to begin the act of prayer which, involves consecutively delivering oral while rotating his hands which are pointing to the heavens within in the vagina. If the oral is to the cliterous then you will be praying to heaven, if oral is delivered to the anus then you will be praying to hell.
Susy wanted to marry Johnny after discovering that Johnny has perfected the preacher.
by DrClappinCheeks March 10, 2025
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preachering

the doing of a preacher.
today, as i was preachering, i looked into the crowd and saw a giraffe staring at me.
by dr. fleuss August 6, 2011
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