Barnyard Testicle Sandwich

Double penetration, involving two men (usually of a country bumpkin background) performing intercourse with various barnyard livestock. The testes will grind upon one another while violating the animal.Alcohol and Truth or Dare usually help. Cows and sheep are recommended. Chickens, not so much.

Merle and Jeb were done drunker than shit, so I dared em to a barnyard testicle sandwich on old man bubba's farm. That there horse never got it so good.

by Fortune Cookie Fucker January 13, 2008

bolivian brown barnyard

note to everyone on earth I made this up so shut the fuck up and don't claim it bitch

when one has diarrhea and defecates on his partners ass and then opens there anus hole and defecates in there as well.

I just gave that chick a Bolivian brown barnyard

by Alex Rudebega lolz May 11, 2009

Barnyard Buzzard

a southern word that means chicken

Hey Charlie what are you cooking over there?

I'm grillin me up a barnyard buzzard, grab a beer and come over.

by TheBigK February 3, 2010

Barnyard Football

Football played in any unimproved field area.

I played barnyard football in Joe's pasture yesterday and got cow poop on my good pants.

by barnyardbiatch February 21, 2011

Barnyard Brawl

The bowel discomfort resulting from eating a meal consisting of multiple kinds of meat.

Chris is having a barnyard brawl after trying the chicken, carne asada, carnitas, and chorizo tacos.

by Taco2sday April 25, 2014

Barnyard Surf n Turf

The act of having sex with a horse promptly after giving a golden shower.

After the meteor shower, Kate wanted to try Barnyard Surf n Turf.

by Sloppy Joe Herrero August 9, 2016

Barnyard

The greatest movie ever made starring Kevin James as the lead actor

“Man I love Barnyard it’s such a good movie”

by Callum Hawtin May 12, 2019