i don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

I don't have any plywood

by Kumtukey fly chimken November 27, 2018

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

Response to anyone who asks you, "You know what I mean?" referring to phone responses that tell you to press 1 for english.

Hey, I don't have to press 2.

by pavedave October 3, 2010

I don't have a clue.

You either don't know the answer, or you're pretending you don't.

Your girlfriend: Why is there another woman's thong under your bed?
You (looking shocked): I don't have a clue. Dog must have dragged it in from the yard.

by OK-KB January 7, 2012

if it wasn't for my horse, i wouldn't have spent that year in college

No one knows what this phrase means. Comedian Lewis Black said this in a bit but he doesn't know what it means either.

If it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

by Thycid March 20, 2005

I don't have any gum

The biggest lie in history
EVER.

Kid: Do you have any gum?
You: (checks, and does actually in fact have gum) No, sorry I don't have any gum.

by namer-of-names January 16, 2012

Thalea

A beautiful girl, in and out. She is very artitistic even if she doesn’t know. She may be athletic and other people not know this. She is shy but once you get to know her she is loud and a bit crazy. She is a very lovable and caring person. Lastly she be staying litttttt🔥!!!

Thalea is so beautiful 😍.

by Qveen_. May 24, 2018

why we can't have nice things

Why we can't have nice things (Also known as this is the reason why we can't have nice things) is an expression used to show anger or disappointment over an object or action.

Person 1: *posts long, extremely sexual post about Children's show on internet.
Person 2: *reads over shoulder as Person 1 types post.
Person 2: This is why we can't have nice things!

by boomhare April 12, 2016