Tea

Used within the urban gay community, "tea" signifies a piece of sensitive and possibly highly sought-after information or tidbit.

Michael: Did you hear the tea about our Judy Dante?

Cornelius: Nah gurra, what's the tea?

Michael: The tea is that she dropped out of school to do bareback porn.

Cornelius: Bitch duh! That ain't no tea. That's just some water with a lemon in it.

by G-Queen June 29, 2010

the Tea

referred to as spilling the tea which means give me the information
Gabby: spill the tea sis now!
Jake: k gurl i heard that Jessie has herpes.

referred to as spilling the tea which means give me the information
Gabby: spill the tea sis now!
Jake: k gurl I heard that Jessie has herpes.

by the gay guy lo February 13, 2019

Tea

Gossip, juicy news, pivotal info about something that went down recently. Origin stems from 'Tea Time' with a small group of ladies who would sit and share 411. Term became increasingly popular amongst the African American gay community and thus the African American community as a whole.

"GUURRRRLLL!! I heard Zyprexa and Levitra got into it over Lil Ray Ray! Lemme give you the TEA!"

or

PERSON #1: "Hey Pookie, What's the T?"
PERSON #2: "Shoot, ain't nothin' poppin'."

by ChocolateLola September 9, 2010

Tea

What all true Russians drink. Every day they'll drink about 5-25 cups of tea. Green Tea, Black Earl Tea, Peppermint Tea, Camomile Tea, YOU NAME IT! Tea comes second to vodka.

*Guest come over*
Host: "What would you like tea or coffe-"
Guest: "TEA! Tea please."

by Sup3rM May 5, 2018

TEA

To Eat Ass.

This is a an underground replacement for the more common slang of "Tossing Salad". Used on dating sites to let potential dates know their preference. Also seen on shirts and bumper stickers. Usually part of the sentence "I love TEA" or "I heart TEA"

I love TEA.

I broke up with my last boyfriend because he didn't like TEA.

I met my girlfriend when I told her "I like TEA" on Tinder.

TEA in the afternoon makes a happy relationship.

TEA on the first date will guarantee a second date.

by caesar777 February 9, 2018

Tea

The Best Tasting Drink In the WHOLE World.
You should Try Some. Yes?

Justin Dosen't know what he's missing out on
because he hates tea to death. Justin You SUCK.
Tea is Best.

by AimeeFOSHEEZIE January 1, 2007

Tea?

A one word phrase that is used to ask acquaintances, friends, total strangers, and family (a) to drink a soothing beverage made by soaking tea leaves in water, or (b) to partake in a light midafternoon repast of tea, and finger-food, such as pastries and sandwiches.

Billy: "Tea?"
Willy: "Definitely! Let's go! I love your mom's cucumber tea sandwiches!"

by blupomodoro April 19, 2010