Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)

I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick

by Silvansea August 1, 2022

Stick your dick in a tagine

Regional variation on "Take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut." Used to tell someone to fuck off or scram.

Quit bothering me! Go stick your dick in a tagine, why don't you?

by Alphonse the Great September 6, 2022

Well Stick My Dick in a Pickle Jar and Call it Kevin

A saying that signifies absolute disbelief

Well Stick My dick in a Pickle Jar and call it Kevin, that's crazy.

by Ellienymt December 7, 2022

Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021

fish stick dick

It's when a guys junk smells like fish.

Angie: Rhonda don't have sex with Ronnie!
Rhonda: Why?
Angie: Cause he has fish stick dick

by Obj1310 September 3, 2016

Doggy Dick Sticks

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

"no abortions" "oh so you're a doggy dick stick huh?"

Doggy Dick Sticks is what you call a hetero cis man who thinks he's entitled to tell women what to do with their bodies

by Chumbucket child November 21, 2021