Stench Bench

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Stench Bench.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Dick Stench

The smell of a rancid penis that's not been washed for months.

Jerry: I seen some homeless guy yesterday, he was disgusting, he had really bad Dick Stench.

by The Masked Porn Star February 13, 2009

stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

by Stevie October 16, 2003

steck

steck (v):
stecked, stecking, stecker, stecks

To inconvenience a stranger on the streets by asking them to stop. This is often used by street salespeople trying to sell their product, people asking for spare change "for the bus", or someone asking for directions.

Generally reactions to stecking vary depending on the stecker's appearance. People are less likely to stop for anyone with a clipboard, a table full of homemade merchandise or anyone sitting at the side of the road in a pile of their own vomit.

"I'm going to steck this woman."
"I got stecked by a tramp asking for money."
"He was stecking people with flyers."

by JoeyJoeJoe October 7, 2005

Pungent Stench

Pungent Stench was a death metal band from Vienna, Austria, which formed in 1988. It' the best death metal band ever in Austria.

I've got Pungent Stench's latest CD.

by S.Hooh September 12, 2009

stenchcock

Adjective, Meaning foul smelling penis, generally accompanied by cock cheese. Indicative of poor personal hygiene and lack of changing underwear.

Yuk: Just went down on ryan and he's got well bad stenchcock.

by stewnafish February 4, 2010

Stenchy

A term of endearment, often used as a way of expressing ones true feelings without opening up emotionally.

I love you stenchy

by Elgondor April 28, 2011