Squishy

A mysterious Pokemon from xyz

Squishy is in trouble

by Oof my bungy holey February 13, 2018

squishie

My nickname @ NCC

Hi! My name is Squishie

by Tom Smith October 7, 2003

Squishy

A dummass piece of shit that can be squished, a legit waste of time and cash, don't buy it

Guy #1: Did you just buy a squishy?
Guy #2: Yeah why?
Guy #3: Fuck off, I don't know you

by friendsonly__ June 15, 2018

Squishy

a drunken term for Skimmy

*slurred* Don't leave!!! You're Squishy!!!

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

Squishy Typing

When you spill your beverage into your keyboard and instead of draining it out, like a normal person, you continue typing like nothing happened much to the bemusement of those who witnessed the spill. Squishy Typing is no delicate matter and practitioners usually have an “Own It!” type mentality. Squishy Typers never tickle the keyboard like an Elmo doll on the cold Christmas morning of 1996. Rather, they opt to pound the keys with the renewed vigor of a frustrated Ludwig van Beethoven raging at the heavens during a tsunami.

Jo: Just picked up my coffee off the warmer as someone asked me a question. I swung around and bonked the edge of my monitor and dumped half the cup in my keyboard...

Levi: I'd like to be sympathetic, but I'm too busy laughing. Hopefully, it was a cheap-o, wired keyboard?

Jo: It is. It's a work keyboard so I’m just squishy typing now.

Levi: I smell a UD entry. Squishy Typing

Jo: Ew Ew!! I'll get Darren on it.

Jo: Confession: I may have baited you into the UD recommendation so I could incorporate our conversation into the example...

Levi: Haha. That makes sense.

Darren: Done.

by Darren Besert November 27, 2017

squishy weasel

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

by ozzydog July 2, 2008

Squishy Pants

Basically a mommy's boy. He appears to be a bit fruity at times and likes to be babied. He's a softy but not in a good way. He also may be a bit of a chicken.

I would never want to date him! He's such a squishy pants!

by HarnMonster January 28, 2010