Rudy Bananas Splits

The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.

I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

dirty banana split

Its when you warm a banana in a microwave for 30 seconds or until slightly warm and stick it in a your ladies bum with 2 scoops of your favorite ice cream, hopefully not chocolate, add toppings and use her butt as a bowl...

I jus gave my girl a dirty banana split and it was finger licking good.

by Lboogie69 August 20, 2014

southend banana split

Come up your girlfriends ass then Chop the end off of a banana,insert into your girlfriends ass, squish out the banana from its skin remove the skin,Insuring as much banana is left up her as poss.have your gf then shit out the banana and cream into your mouth and enjoy.

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by fudgepacker123 January 4, 2014

Bolingbrook banana-split

The sexual act in which a male rubs his penis in between the butt cheeks of his partner, without any anal penetration, until ejaculation.

I heard Drew Peterson gave all his wives Bolingbrook banana-splits and the ones who refused ended up dead or missing.

by DP_lolingbrook May 17, 2009

Mudslide Banana Split

Grab a banana and peel it, remove the banana. Then take a shit and place it inside the peel. Shove the Banana log in the girl's mouth and then begin to fuck her mouth, banana and all.

Person 1: Oh I gotta take a shit! Get me a banana!

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: So I can shit in it and fuck my gurl's brains out! Mudslide banana split time!

by syngates13 July 8, 2011

Vertical Banana Split

A vertical (girl upside down, guy standing up) 69 with your choice of banana split topping: whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.

The Vertical Banana Split: guy picks up girl and turns her upside down so pussy is in face, apply chosen topping, proceed to suck/lick each others genitals. nom nom nom nom :P :O

by showerlovers October 28, 2009

mexican banana split

When a woman defecates in an another woman's chest while wearing a g-string or a thong. The feces that lands in the woman's chest usually splits in to two pieces.

When I was in Mexico, I witness this gorgeous woman give a Mexican Banana Split. It was amazing... There was stress show in the receiver's face.

by jaws November 1, 2006