spidey joint

a spider metaphor: joint rolled perfectly tight with precise caution(typically rolled by perfectionistic stoners).
"why is this joint so amazing?'' ....

''it's a spidey joint''
by kariwav December 15, 2024
Get the spidey joint mug.

No Spideys

When one is at such a low point that they feel the need to jump off blue steel bridge with no spideys
when coach tells you to hang up the cleats junior year your only option is jumping off blue steel no spideys
Get the No Spideys mug.

Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum
Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!
by pussytoast69 August 02, 2011
Get the Spidey Dick mug.

Rock Spidey

Rock Spidey (White Ryan) /thought to be extinct/ Native to the Southern regions of the great continent of Africa. Often colloquially known by locals as a "Shemale Cock Sucker". Legend has it that it disappeared in a blizzard of ice clouds. Its diet most commonly included shemale cock and amphetamines.
The White Ryan used its superior"Rock Spidey" senses in the urban jungle.
by Pseu Do Nym December 19, 2022
Get the Rock Spidey mug.

Spidey soy

A male furry that worships Obama. He has a naughty slonca and is known to bust a nut to shirtless men and gets turned on by underwear models
That guy is such a spidey soy. Like he is always watching change in the locker room.
by Jimmy Thicc October 24, 2018
Get the Spidey soy mug.

spidey friend

An otaku that determines himself as a proud gay, he always gets in problems with school and he also loves gay hentai and always uses the same shirts and sometimes says stupid shit. Loves hamsters
Oh, look there’s a spidey friend over there, ew, sick fuck.
by Quicooooo December 10, 2019
Get the spidey friend mug.

spidey flick

While a guy is riding his bird from behind, he fires into his hand. When she turns around to see why he has stopped he then flicks it across his girls face while shouting "Go web!" or "Spidey flick!"
I was doing this bird, i shot in my hand. When she turned around i threw it in her face! Ha ha, spidey flick.
by DougStar June 02, 2014
Get the spidey flick mug.