speeach

A combination of the words beeatch and speech, forming a term for a very bitchy speech team personage.

Specifically, one of the members of the triumvirate of speeahces, who shall remain anonymous. Known commonly as Jan, Connie and Claire. One is known for her chain-smoking and lack of personal hygiene, another for her rather bulbous appearance, and the other for her general aura of bitchiness.

The ultimate speeach would be very, very short, Irish, eat entire pigs at once, never shave, and chain-smoke unfiltered Camels.

"Why did she get a 6 last round? Because she is a speeach, of course!"

"I'd join the speech team, but the coach at our school is a repulsive speeach."

by Hugh Jass June 2, 2003

Jason Spezza

A Word or name to describe ones inability to do anything good or correct. It is used to let the person know who is doing something dumb that they are being a complete plug and useless human being.

This word is named after a hockey player who is a slow and plug like individual who does not add any value to his team during the playoffs.

Shut up Spezza!
That was such a jason spezza thing to say (or do).

Wow spezza what are you good for?

Roughly translated these all mean that the individual is being useless and a plug.

by greenB April 28, 2010

sneezable

A muffin so desireable that when the chance arises to eat at the Y, you also realize it is a test set up by your bitch and she is watching; however the muffin is so fine you are willing to do an obvious fake sneeze so that your nose will bury itself into her pie. All the time knowing that you will be called on that fake sneeze the rest or your life and there will be hell to pay, yet you stick with the I can't control a sneeze line.

This pie was so unbelievable she was sneezable. We all got retarded and passed out at Walter's. It was 3:30 am and I awoke to Martha straddling my face with her cleanly shaved bean. All was good until I noticed my bitch was fake sleeping waiting to see what I would do with this situation. The only thing to do was fake a sneeze. My head jerked forward and my nose,lips and tongue got in it. Before my bitch could say anything I said, 'you can't control a sneeze baby'

by Shakah Bra February 24, 2004

Seeza

Another way of saying stupid

Yo you seeza (stupid) as fuck!

by 1BetaOne September 7, 2016

skeeza

Female who busts down. Also used as a term for a female who is getting on your nerves.

That skeeza got good head. Stop playin skeeza.

by Jarvis Godley and Stephan Kennedy February 24, 2005

seezaytch

if said slowly, it sounds like " c's h" which means cousin's house

1)Ron: Later guys, i'm going to my seezaytch\
Harry:Tell them I said hi!

by OKWTFISTHIS October 9, 2008

speezy weez

someone who wears thier pants way too high

speezy weez's pants are at his nipples. He looks like squidward tentacles.

by emma paige sullivan April 3, 2009