to hit someone or something forcefully with the flat inside part of your hand, producing a short, loud noise, especially as a way of punishing a child
I was naughty today daddy gave me a spanking 🤣🤣
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 1, 2020
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Your routine internet habits. Checking your email accounts, Myspace, A couple funny jokes or whatever it is you do on the web. Then returning to your work, or whatever activites you should be doing on your computer.
Before I write this report, Im going to do the spank first.

Gary, why haven't you gotten your shit done yet? Sorry, Ive been doing the spank.
by Gary Simmerman July 14, 2006
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The proper means of discipline for a child who misbehaves after a stern warning. Administered consistently, without brutality, a spanking helps shape a child's character, ensuring he or she will never grow up to be a selfish yuppie, an arrogant soccer mom, or a criminal.

Liberals love to pretend that there is no difference between a spanking and a beating, just like they pretend that there is no difference between responsible logging and the rape of the environment. They pretend to discipline their brats by giving them time outs, which only train a child to become a brat.
If you pull Kitty's tail again, Mama's going to spank you!
by Little Deby Big Boobs May 30, 2005
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When someone puts too much funnel/tobacco in a joint, to the point the flavor of weed is lost. To overspliff the spliff.
*Someone passes you the joint.*
*puffs*
-damnn this shit is spanked
by skelaaleks May 15, 2023
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spanking is a one handed round of applause in appreciation of a magnificent bum
applaud to her magnificent bum by a spanking
by HughW March 21, 2017
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A term used if you've done too much ketamine! Which usually results in a massive k hole
mate, I'm spanked!!!

that line spanked me!
by hazyb May 8, 2010
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"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"
by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018
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