Skeezer

1.person who steals
2.do bad things

yo you skeezed my seat, what a skeezer!

by SkeezinRoundTown December 28, 2005

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009

sketchy skeezer

1.)An untrustworthy, shady girl, who constantly goes after other womens men.

2.)A female who constantly over-steps the limits into territory not her own.

1.) "That Jennifer girl is such a sketchy skeezer, you better keep your man aways from her"

2.) "I swear to god if that sketchy skeezer cooks my husband dinner one more time, I'm gonna beat her ass."

by ~*Funky Fresh*~ March 20, 2008

skeezer pleaser

A person who has sex with a skeezer; someone who will hook up with a tart, skank or battle toad.

What a skeezer pleaser. He hooked up with that easy ugly girl last night!

by PMax October 14, 2008

salty skeezer

a bitch that is uspet because she's a hoe, and she realizes you just want to hit it and quit it.

That salty skeezer will not quit calling me.

by boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooty September 23, 2006

skeezer skittle

a birth control pill taken by a sensible skeezer blah blah who does not want to repopulate the world with bastard children; without skeezer skittles 40% of the United States population would live off of welfare alone

Damn! that bitch finished off another whole bottle of skeezer skittles?
Ya, she doesn't want to get impregnated by another one of the special ed kids!

by Platinum Pimp February 23, 2006

Skeezer Salad

A whore. Must be two or more to be considered a Salad. Otherwise, they are simply a Skeezer.

Group girls walking down the street in a short skirt, tube top and heels, strutting her stuff.
Example: "She's a Skeezer"
Example: "No, its a Skeezer Salad!!!"

by Elizabeth Nelson June 25, 2007