east side opening (eso) of san josé california

The opening to the east side in San José , California. It is the opening when you go down east santa clara until the downtown streets end (ends at 34th street and begins on king road when going east on santa clara). In my personal experience, it is a great, fun, and fast moving place where numerous resturants and shops reside on the sidewalks, also where the infamous May 29th (2020) protest on highway 101 occured, i was there luckily in order to record it. ended badly unfortunately as the police came but yah anyways

man 1: where is the eso(east side opening)

man 2: drive all the way down through east santa clara street until you hit 34th, then the eso begins after 34th ends and when king road begins.

definition of east side opening (eso) of san josé california= the opening to the east side from downtown sj

by sanjoseog408 September 22, 2020

East side dank

a guy who thinks being a bulldog is by just saying it not being put on by the gang

oh man why East side dank is bangging on the wrong side

by jokera March 18, 2022

East Side Garb It Out.

When citizens of who live on the East Coast of the United States. "Garb It Out". See "Garb It Out"

a. East side garb it out.
b. West side garb it out.
c. Garb, garb, garb, now garb it out.

by Paul Condencino December 12, 2008

East-Side Sammich decoy

The act of stretching your ballsac , smearing hummus on your nipples, and falling asleep in the living room floor watching reruns of 'punky Brewster and ALF'.

The wind direction is perfect for a day at the mall for a mutuel East-side Sammich decoy.

by 2-cold, 2-care:aboutmyhair June 8, 2016

east side Sagittarius

Guys n Gals born right after the last warmer moons in autumn. Piss them off and they'll knock nock the frost off your assmear when winter comes. That's the only time they will have your back. They're up for gain and are very attracted to thier parents whom always get to cloth them and keep huge eyes out for them. They love burgers, white flowers, streams and swimming. For some reason they can group in twos and like it that way when they want to play game. They would rather be warm than cold any day. The don't really like gifts but gift giving, as they just want to feel warmth in their heart, they desire true complexion, great words of the mind, and crave fruits of passion. They are respected for their dignity and honest pleasures rather than bickering they hate the cold.

I'm a east side Sagittarius here my Raaa brrr it's cold.

East side Sagittarius probably google more than anyone.

by googleadear December 15, 2009

East Side

A song By Benny Blanco , Halsey , and Khalid. this song is still in 99% of my playlists

She Would meet me on the East Side

by DontJump_Tara December 23, 2020

East Side Sauna

Originally devised as a retaliation to the Upper Deck an East Side Sauna is the act of defecating on a party host's dish (Preferably Fine China or Silver), placing said dish in the host's oven and then turning the oven on a low heat. This process releases the odors from the dish flooding the apartment with warmth and a rich aroma.

Greg decided it would be funny to shit in the toilet tank of my bathroom, so the next time I was at his apartment I was going to turn it into an East Side Sauna.

by vagabondPrince March 28, 2011