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Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.
A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is
by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023
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Beat the shit out of Tyler day

On Aril 21st you can beat the shit out of anyone named Tyler without any repercussions
by Ja Bismarck March 24, 2024
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Get Shit Done Day

A day after a really terrible event in which you suddenly have the motivation to do way more than you would normally.
A: I cleaned my whole house after Katie broke up with me.
B: But you never clean anything.
A: Yeah, I was just having a Get Shit Done Day.
by JoeyisStuck April 20, 2018
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shit-day slalom

(noun)
a day so totally crappy that it seemed like a race down a winding, spiraling, horrendous F-you course, marked by more and more notable shittiness happening to you at blinding speed, one event after another, and accruing more crappiness at every moment, totally beyond your control, until the end.
Man. Joe was caught waxing it in the office bathroom, then heard that his girlfriend cheated on him, THEN got a $325 speeding ticket on the way home. He's had a total shit-day slalom.
by Holly M S February 15, 2012
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