schmuck

to refer to a person as a shit-fuck

Bro, stop being such a schmuck

by Ryan & Liv August 1, 2012

Schmuck

Schmuck: The yiddish word literrally translated to mean jewels. or the man's jewels. so dont ever say your a schmuck unless you actually mean you're a man jewel

"Jesus Christ! I am such a Schmuck!"
"You have NO idea what you're saying!"

by Jacob Glickman February 2, 2008

Schmuck

A common word used to describe Slustig.

Slustig is such a schmuck!

by cheese April 3, 2005

schmuck

Alternative for f**k. Also a jew word meaning penis.

"What the schmuck??"

"Shut the schmuck up!"

by KingofSchmuck March 3, 2009

Schmuck

A person whom the insulter loves and the person getting insulted loves back as well.

Danny: "You're a schmuck."

Blake: "I love you too, man."

by The Box Named Grace October 11, 2013

schmuck

a person who pulls pranks on a lot of people, causing inconvienience or just pissing them off. Schmucks work in groups and dont harm people or damage peoples property.
EXAMPLES: Taking road closed signs and blocking off the expressway exit ramp, going 5 mph in a 45 zone to impede traffic, getting 2 schmucks to both go 45 side by side on the highway, entering a bowling alley and tossing balls all over, putting all the chairs in the school on the roof...ect

Aw, man those Schmucks have been Schmucking again. Im sure glad the Schmuck ways are spreading to other towns.

by Le Schmuck December 28, 2005

Schmuck

origin: 12th century england.

The person tasked with writing all formal correspondence on behalf of the prince royal to his loyal subjects. (also the peasants)

I need to get this birthday card out. Someone call the Schmuck

by Anthinda Droulas September 5, 2017