Schmuck

1. A word only your parents use
2. Someone who dosent think much or is dull in the head

Your such a schmuck!

by 22Miss_Understood22 January 24, 2017

Schmuck

A soccer coach who Can’t afford the local tacos and likes to flex his film degree. Hell tell you that he’s cute but he gets his haircuts in Paris if that says anything.

Bourbons soccer coach is the prime example of a Schmuck

by Gyppw October 22, 2018

Schmucking

Sitting and/or laying down while doing absolutely nothing without sleeping. In between chilling and napping. The more you schmuck the less you want to chill and the more you want to nap. To Schmuck.

Brian: Where is Greg?
Eric: Greg is schmucking in the bedroom. He got up showered and ate then started schmucking.

by Eric and Greg August 1, 2008

Schmuck

a low life punk

you dirty little schmuck

by Hannah the Spanner Bean October 10, 2008

Schmuck

Discarded foreskin, from performing a circumcision.

With a forceps, the Rabbi carefully removed the schmuck he had just snipped off.

by SierraLeone July 11, 2017

Schmuck

The Yiddish word for penis. In English it's only used to refer to people as dicks in the pejorative.

My father-in-law is a fucking schmuck.

by RichieAnonymous August 10, 2012

Schmuck

foreskin

Rabbi Schmeigel sure schmucked the foreskin off that penis

by jesusincincy February 16, 2021