Literary Schizophrenia

When a reader creates meaning in a literary work that never intended said meaning.

The entierty of Leaf Storm by Gabriel Garcia Marquez "if youre making meaning out of Leaf Storm, you're a literary schizophreniac"

by RealAisli September 9, 2025

Schizophrenia

Cases of schizophrenia increase in immigrants when they don't life around other immigrants. Why would that be the case? Why would being surrounded by white people cause schizophrenia? Oh, wait! I know! It's not them. It's everybody else! That's just a thing people are doing. A white people thing (liberals). A collective and deliberate othering. I wonder if there's any crossover between that and the trans community. I don't see how this is any different that deliberate misgendering.

Hym "So, yeah, schizophrenia isn't even a little bit real. That is wild. Well, that 'trauma cause people to alter their memories of the past' bit why Not-Dr. Jordan Peterson is trying to ret-con identity and sanity into HIS THING EXPLICITLY. Doing his thing... IS identity and sanity now. Right? Because what this MEANS is that it'd possible that he has mistreated some of his schizophrenic clients. And if you want to talk likelihood figures, I just read an article about the genetic component of schizophrenia. In a study of 25,000 people (This is from Sciencealert written by Claire Watson) with or without schizophrenia, they found that '4 out of 5 cases of schizophrenia can be traced back to genes inherited from the child's parents, with more recent studies adding to the list of known genetic links. Yet that still leaves roughly 20 percent of cases without an obvious basis in inheritance.' Which means up to 20% of schizophrenia cases could be the thing I'm talking about here. So, maybe not entirely fake, but potentially 20% fake. As in, people are paying for health care for a disorder they do not have. The treatment isn't working... Because it isn't them... It's everyone around them... Feeling entitled to surveilling and harassing individuals without their knowledge or consent."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does

Give me a break. Anyone stupid enough to buy into that as an explanation needs to be murdered immediately.

Hym "This is not an experiment to prove what weaponized schizophrenia does. This is just another false pretense you're using to both participate in it and perpetuate it. And even if it was, if you're not including the 16 year old school shooter who randomly developed a rare form of schizophrenia 5 years before schizophrenia generally develops... Then you're omitting data so you can manufacture the outcome you want. Which is, in explicit terms, 'I get everything stolen from me and fail to stop people from harassing me I perpetuity and then I work a job I hate until I die while you act like a smug asshole because you think you deserve to have a better life than me or that I should have to do the things you do.' So, yes. You doing this and your kids doing it is getting them shot. I'm definitely glad it's happening now. And I hope you DON'T believe me, keep getting your own kids killed, and then tell yourself whatever it is you tell yourself as other people's kids die. It's what you want ME to do AND you think we should have to do the same things. So there! We're doing it! You're getting what you want!"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

controller schizophrenia

This term was first coined by the Angry Video Game Nerd - Internet famous game commentator. Controller schizophrenia is a condition among gamers who play a certain game for a long time, only to forget the controls of the next game they play that isn't that game.

"My friend has a bad case of controller schizophrenia. He's been playing nothing but insert game for weeks, and he did horribly yesterday when I played him in a match of insert game."

by ThatInternetDweller June 1, 2017

Mahdi Schizophrenia

ˈmä-dē ˌskit-sō-ˈfrē-nē-ə (noun):

A rare yet strangely common psychological condition where the afflicted individual, often while deep in spiritual overdrive or post-YouTube rabbit hole, becomes absolutely convinced that they are the long-awaited Mahdi — the chosen one who will bring justice, destroy the Dajjal, and probably fix your Wi-Fi too.

"Bro, I thought he was chill until he said he’s the Mahdi and started rearranging the furniture for prayer angles. Classic Mahdi Schizophrenia."

by HC789789 April 30, 2025

Weaponized Schizophrenia

Well, at least it's not THAT☝️ Right? Because people not liking your podcast doesn't really hold the same kind of existential weight, does it? Is it an Mk ultra? Am I in a Truman show? Did a billion people see my dick a couple of weeks ago after I crawled naked over my phone? Am I a brain in a jar? Will I get stabbed by a retard? I don't know Chris... I think my thing is worse...

Hym "I- Yeah, I can't stress enough how the weaponized schizophrenia is, like, much more serious than what you're talking about there... And that's only the core element of my thing! There are peripheral elements that are also worse. AND people are making YouTube videos about me, kind of. Really- It's- Chris, listen to me when I tell you this... My thing is worse and I'm better than everyone. Those 2 things of which we can absolutely certain. Let that certainty comfort you in your time of need."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2024

Text message schizophrenia

When the text message sends but the image doesn’t send

I hate when I get text message schizophrenia—my message sends, but the picture doesn’t send cuz of the damn GREEN TEXTS

by DrGigglyAss August 13, 2025