Satellite Bouncing

Satellite Bouncing: self made type of DDoS attack made by me and a couple of buddies where a satellite needs to be in the perfect position and the radio waves are then intercepted and bounces them (with metal sheets positioned in a place where the radio waves can bounce off 1 another and amplify the signal strong enough to bounce in sporadic directions off of the long metal plates on a satellite) to other wireless networks thus the radio waves interfere with the other wireless networks and halts them until the attack stops.

works on UTP cabling wired networks sense the UTP cables are sensitive to EMI

weither satellite bouncing is illegal or not is your question ;)

by Nice one Perma March 31, 2022

Satellite Game

A game played by the CIA RMN software that puts you in the biggest fight for your life. This game is a legendary myth played only by elite members of society on the rise. Every game is customized to the person.

Why is Ian acting so strangely?

Awh shit, he’s playing a satellite game. We have to ask what’s going on?

by Your lifeline September 27, 2022

Satellite Hotties

The attractive friends of a significant other one may introduce to their friends.

So I need to make my ex jealous, does your girlfriend have any satellite hotties you can introduce me to?

Uh-duh!

by WiseWordsFromLemons January 24, 2011

Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

SATELLITE

the best song on the planet earth made by dc the don

CAN YOU COME BE MY SATELLITE?

by Wasauce July 4, 2025

satellite itch

This is when you're itching like crazy somewhere on your body, but try as you might, you can't seem to scratch it away. Turns out you have to scratch somewhere entirely different to stop the itch.

I had the worst satellite itch on my right shin the other day; i was scratching there for hours but it wouldn't go away. Finally, I scratched my sack and it stopped.

by name not already in use February 20, 2011

The Satellite Effect

When you arrive in a new place you’ve never been before and are immediately struck by how attractive everyone is there. Believing it to be ya better than where you are from.

Like a satellite staring down at Earth admiring it for its beauty. Not knowing the truth/reality...

P1 - “Oh man the girls in Vancouver are incredible! Way better than the girls here...“

P2 - “Ah yes, you’re experiencing the satellite effect”

by CJLT April 21, 2020