Roman rules

When a bro wants to fuck his bro but it's not gay, he just appreciates him as a male specimen

Hey bro. Roman rules right?

by jebatz June 17, 2020

Unified Rules of Stockton

A way to determine the winner and loser of a physical fight. This way of thought is supported/originated by the Diaz brothers, who are MMA fighters. According to the Diaz brothers, the loser of a fight is the person who looks more fucked up afterwards, regardless of the judges' decision. This way of thought was derived from growing up on the mean streets of Stockton, CA.

In January 2010, Nate Diaz lost a decision fight to Grey Maynard. However, Maynard looked more "fucked up" at the end of the fight. Under the Unified Rules of Stockton, Diaz was the victor.

by Duncdaddyfunk May 5, 2010

Nigger Rules

An alternate set of rules that may be used to play beer pong.
When playing using nigger rules, each team sets up their cups. Then, the team that has the biggest nigger automatically wins. The losers must then drink all of the beer on the table, followed by three shots of vodka. If the losing team bitches out and does not drink the beer or the vodka, they are declared niggers and cannot play for the rest of the night.

Jimmy - "Dude how did you get so fucked playing Bp last night?"

Morton - "We were playing nigger rules."

Jimmy - "Get raped."

by Hugh_ _Jass March 7, 2010

Rules of the internet

Some made up rules of the internet that must be followed. People do anything to follow them. One well-known rule is Rule 34.

Person 1: hey, look up the rules of the internet!
Person 2: *looks it up*
Person 2: *Dies*

by ihvftyh February 19, 2021

balling up rules

in Toronto, they literally have balling up rules.

In Toronto we literally have balling up rules. If the spliff is ita, don't even pass it to me. If we link to ball up and you don't even have your own, like I – I'm not passing my ting to you, styll. Please, if you put a filter on your splizzy or your blizzy, no don't even pass that shit to me. And everyone knows like, if you don't really like the person you better have your own fully splizzy, you know, because we're not sharing. If your grabba smells funny, and we all know that one person who swears they have the best grabba and then it smells like crazy bad, like you know it's not hot, I'm not smoking it. Leave in the comments what other rules about balling up y'all have.

by NishEC June 16, 2022

australian rules football

According to a study by Sydney's Macquarie Univerity, you are more likely to get stabbed going to one game of Aussie Rules a year, than you are if you go to a nightclub every Saturday night for a year.

Thankfully the AFL-friendly media here in Australia manage to do a good job of covering this up.

Person1: Dude, Michelle got stabbed yesterday!
Person2: Thats what you get for taking her to the Australian Rules Football.

by Ben Digo April 30, 2007

Parachute Rules

To go for a night out away from your home town without having anywhere to stay the night, meaning that you have to Pull a chick and stay at her place or die of cold when sleeping rough.
Basically named after the most basic rule of parachuting.

" PULL OR DIE"

-"You fancy coming to Leeds with us tonight? The train leaves Preston at 7 tonight"

-"Yeah, I'm up for that, where we crashing though?"

-"Fuck that mate, we're all going Parachute Rules"

-"Shit! Pull or die? Better go and put a vest on just in case!!"

by Ryan W Jones October 28, 2006