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retrarded

Enjoys backing up to hard cocks from curly haired fucks
Kaleb is hard up for someone to get retrarded on him
by Frothette September 27, 2020
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Retretarded

Retretarded refers to when one of your friends is acting nearly three times more retarded than an average sped kid.
Dude, you are so fucking retretarded”
by ThatOneMfd July 3, 2023
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Retrogressivists

Describes the people pushing for the controversial Project 2025.

Retrogressivists are a group advocating for changes perceived as a regression to outdated or extreme policies under the guise of progress.

This term combines "retro," implying a move backward or return to previous states, with "progressivist," typically suggesting advocacy for progress and reform.
P1: Jesus christ, have you heard about those retrogressivists trying to get Project 2025 to work?
P2: Yeah, it's seriously ludicrous what they're trying to do. I'd just vote for a 3rd party.
P1: Me too, both candidates feel like nutcases.
by GucciCrxw/Scarecrow July 16, 2024
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Retrograding the Cakehole

retrograding the cakehole

(verb)

1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.

2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.

3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”

Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”

Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”

(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
by godofbread November 19, 2025
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Retrograding

While Masturbating, the male denies himself ejaculation by holding the tip or head of the penis and the pressure retrogrades (goes backwards) back into the urethra.
I decided to edge myself by retrograding
by StoveTopGun December 21, 2025
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