retard

someone you can see every single morning in the mirror

You: whos that retard behind the glass?
Me: It's your reflection, RETARD!

by michaelanyways April 12, 2007

retard

1. (noun) A person with an IQ of lower than 60, who have ineptitude learning at school as well as communication, problems performing basic everyday tasks, and problems socially with people of similar age.

2. (noun) The insult used to describe such a person in definition 1, or anyone just acting or talking stupid, whether they fit the medical diagnosis of "mentally retarded" or not.

3. (noun) Most posters on Blabbermouth's heavy metal news website and messageboard.

You don't know what you're talking about, you retard.

by steelersownyou January 6, 2007

retard

Someone who is as fucking stupid as a log of ass excretion.

Teacher: What is your favorite color?
Retard: Car

by ryhlyh November 30, 2016

retard

The growing of a fungus

Stop that fungus from retarding.

by chriztopher December 28, 2012

retard

Someone who lacks the abilities of cognitive reasoning, astract thinking, and rational thought.

That dumb whore who called George H. W. Bush a retard for winning the 2004 election is in fact, THE RETARD.

Liberals.

People who don't like guns and alcohol.

by Skip Merkin March 4, 2007

retard

mentally handicapped

an example of retard would be the definitions of azn contributed by azns

by azns are retarded March 22, 2007

retard

A type of vegitible, usually found with drool.

The retard was ripe for the picking.

by Wordsmithh January 13, 2008