The effect on one’s psyche when finding themselves in Renton.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.
Symptoms include, but are not limited to, fever, nausea, wishing to be freed from your mortal vessel, neurological collapse from witnessing the reality-shattering horrors of Renton, and dizziness.
One might think a friend would return safely from Renton, but the Renton Mind Blast seldom sees survivors leave the same as they entered.
by MildlyishInsane January 25, 2026
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A non invasive surgical procedure. A popular alternative to having a highly invasive crainiasstomy for the treatment of analretinosis. The procedure is performed by a medical professional known as a proctomologist. The procedure itself severes the nerve which connects
the asshole and the eyeballs.
the asshole and the eyeballs.
Rodney: “ Hey did you hear that asshole Joe finally got that optol-rectomy he’s been talkin about?”
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.
Ricky: “ Nah, I didn’t. How did that lazy fuck afford it.”
Rodney: “ His fuckin mom paid for it.
by Commonsense mofo June 12, 2018
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