A dominating ballhawk of the Baltimore Ravens who seems to terrorize quarterbacks by picking them off for touchdowns.
Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"
(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)
Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"
Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"
(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)
Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"
(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)
Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"
Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"
(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)
Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"
by KingPhillip May 28, 2009
by deshawnte kang February 20, 2009
Dizzy Reed is keyboardist for the hard rock band Guns N Roses. He has stayed loyal to the group since '89 and is the only surviving member of the group, besides Axl Rose. However, he is not considered an original member. He is a great keyboardist and will go wherever Axl takes Guns N Roses.
by Sleez Boy April 07, 2008
Quite possibly one of the most important figureheads in Rock 'N Roll history.
Considered by many to be the founding father (along with his now-defunct group, "The Velvet Underground") of Punk Rock and its subsequent sub-genres.
Smokes incessantly. Borderline obsessive genius.
Considered by many to be the founding father (along with his now-defunct group, "The Velvet Underground") of Punk Rock and its subsequent sub-genres.
Smokes incessantly. Borderline obsessive genius.
Lenny Ignoramus states: "Lou Reed's music has gone from poignant, to self-indulgent, to inherently tranquil, to just plain old."
by Magmeezie August 27, 2003
Eli Reed is known to be a person that likes little children, or is a pedophile, or likes lolis, a person who wants to have sexual interactions with small children.
Brad: Hey Bro did you here Eli Reed went to prison for touching that little girl
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
Nate: Ya man he's just like jared
by Chad Kindel July 25, 2018
A very overpriced and unsatisfying shit that comes in a variety of different hardnesses. It is a well known shit in the musical world that may be the very embodiment of shit.
Bro 1: Dooood, I had this terrible Rico Reed this morning. It was bloody and everything!
Bro 2: Woah ,bro, I hate it when that happens! Rico Reeds are the worst.
Bro 1: No kidding, dood. They sound like dying whales and they taste even worse than my girlfriend's period blood.
Band Director: I'm selling Rico Reeds for $3 per piece! Come get them while they're hot!
Band Student: dq9-23th1qfg. You're selling Ricos? I would rather buy real shit than that disgusting filth that passes for a reed. We want Vandorens!
Band Director: :C
Bro 2: Woah ,bro, I hate it when that happens! Rico Reeds are the worst.
Bro 1: No kidding, dood. They sound like dying whales and they taste even worse than my girlfriend's period blood.
Band Director: I'm selling Rico Reeds for $3 per piece! Come get them while they're hot!
Band Student: dq9-23th1qfg. You're selling Ricos? I would rather buy real shit than that disgusting filth that passes for a reed. We want Vandorens!
Band Director: :C
by Nue September 18, 2013
Amazing safety who plays for the Baltimore Ravens and in just 3 years in the NFL he is among the best and has a defensive player of the year award.
Ed Reed set an NFL record for longest interception return ever of 106 yards against the Clevland Browns.
by bob is your aunt May 27, 2005