Rasputin

Some dude who makes stupid ass puns.

Rasputin gave me a stroke from his puns.

by nhgnfhh May 19, 2020

rasputin

Russian Jesus

Dirty Capitalist Spy: Who the hell is Rasputin?
Clean KBG Agent: *loud ass soviet anthem ear rape plays in the background* You mean our lord and savior Russian Jesus who will one day bring communism back to the motherland and turn all non Russian things, including water, into vodka!
Dirty Capitalist Spy: The fuck?

by Quantum Wolfy86 November 15, 2017

Rasputin

Russian chad.

Russian legend siad that Rasputin has a 13-inch penis

by Daufq da Gamer July 30, 2018

Rasputining

Performing a Rasputin in front of numerous strangers, drastically embarrassing oneself.

I just caught my wife rasputining in front of other men!

by datcheekymf February 5, 2022

Rasputin

A mother fucking no good faggot junkie

Person 1: hey do you know who Rasputin is

Person 2: yeah he’s that no good faggot junkie isn't he

Person 1: yeah

by Rasputin672828181817 April 12, 2021

Rasputin

Russia's greatest love machine

That Rasputin guy is causing problems

by Gangster bird January 5, 2021