Ralph

Adjective. Someone who is exceptionally fat, gay, and annoying.

V. (To Ralph) is to be very gay and annoying at the same time for an extended period of time.

Man he was Ralphing so hard yesterday I had to take a shit on his chest.

Damn he was Ralphing so bad yesterday, I kicked him in the nuts

by David Serodino May 5, 2007

ralph

Word used in place of any transitive verb, esp. in reference to coitus.

i'm going to ralph your mother tonight

by The Barnes March 11, 2005

ralph

A british idiom refering to sex or rape most commonly used in lord of the flies

*ralph punched piggies glasses knocking them of his face and cracking the lense* piggy represents a connection to the outside world because of his incessive need for his aunt and the modern day technology she represents

by THATGUY! September 23, 2005

Ralph

To turn right. Used with Lewy and Dave; Right; Left; and Straight ahead. Named for David Ralph Lewis who in the mid 60's in Duluth Minnesota stole many cars for joyriding and to see how many times he could roll the cars. A pure manic who died of cancer at 27 years. Since then "Hang a Ralph", "Hang a Lewy" or "do a David" have entered the popular lexicon.

Hang a Ralph.

by Biker451 July 9, 2009

ralph

1)Someone who don't and won't hook a brother up. 2)a guy that enjoys the rusty trombone.

1)Help me out dude. Don't be a ralph.

2)You're smiling like a ralph.

by badrat August 3, 2004

ralph

Someone to be looked down upon, shamed, or ridiculed in any manner that is degrading.

Person one: Look at that kid! He be tryin to act all coo' wit his g-unit shirt up in this hizzle!
Person two: What a ralph!

by anonymous February 15, 2004

Ralph

A mystery of the most unfortunate proportions. Clue: panko....hahaha.

Does not communicate well, will most likely lie and hurt you and laugh about it. Ralph's are heartless.

Expects respect without showing any. Completely unforgiving of most things.
Ralph's are perfect!!

Loves polygamy.

Hey Ralph, how many wives you got now? 3?

by Tellinonyooo March 1, 2022