A poor mans burger. It consits of chips (preferably bbq chips or dorritos) piled on a single peice if bread dashed with tobassco and crushed into ball with ones hands . Great for a late nighr snack.
After a long night if drinkin we didnt want to risk a DUI so we stayed in and had puto burgers to get us by. .
by Pedio September 07, 2017
by puton flan July 04, 2015
by AC808 November 26, 2013
If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.
Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
by mierda mouse October 04, 2011
by Missearney November 17, 2020
"Hola, puto Madre! "
by Batty man2000 August 20, 2017