A poor man's burger . It consists of chips ( preferably barbecue chips or Doritos), piled on a single slice of bread with a dash of Tabasco and crushed into a ball in one's hand. An excellent choice for a late night snack.
We wanted to hit up Dennys after a long night of drinking but we didn't want to chance D.U. I so we stayed in and had Puto Burgers instead. Puto burger
by Pedio September 13, 2017
Get the Puto Burgermug. A poor mans burger. It consits of chips (preferably bbq chips or dorritos) piled on a single peice if bread dashed with tobassco and crushed into ball with ones hands . Great for a late nighr snack.
After a long night if drinkin we didnt want to risk a DUI so we stayed in and had puto burgers to get us by. .
by Pedio September 7, 2017
Get the puto burgermug. Usado como cumprimento ou como apelido entre amigos. Original na margem sul mas a expandir por Portugal.
by UrbanKDictionary January 28, 2017
Get the meu putomug. by Missearney November 17, 2020
Get the Mas putomug. If your a guy and go to a bar and are approached by a female. She then tries to set you up with her best gay boyfriend only to find out your straight. Your offended and walk away as far as possible only to have that puto hopper follow you around like a grass hopper because he can't take his eye off you.
Mitch "Dude why the fuck are we hopping around this bar so fast? We just got here"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
Nathanial "Bro some chick tried to set me up with her guy friend and that puto hopper won't stop following me!"
Chance "Dude let's get the fuck out of this place quick!"
by mierda mouse October 3, 2011
Get the puto hoppermug. by Batty man2000 August 19, 2017
Get the puto madremug. 