Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.

Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”

by The Mayon January 25, 2022

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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.

Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!

by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022

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luigi pump

when luigi is pumping in a bunny suit whilst playing barn finders and doing horse tilt

shagira miamoto "yo, dude what are you doing?"
a random man named Doug "I'm currently Luigi pumped"

by Asidrane March 8, 2022

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Skid and Pump

2 kids in Halloween costumes who go around on Halloween saying "It's spooky month" and do the funny spooky dance.

Hey did you see the new spooky month video
Yea Skid and Pump kill another demon

by DrybonesYT March 4, 2021

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lilliam pumpernickel

this is the full name of the music composer lil pump, who is the mastermind behind such classics as: gucci gang and drose

guy 1: dude did you hear the new lil pump song
guy 2: the fuck, do you mean lilliam pumpernickel
guy 1: who?
guy 2: *cocks glock* LILLIAM PUMPERNICKEL THE CREATOR OF GUCCI GANG

by max the big gaymax March 3, 2018

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