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Product Gamer 

A gamer who mostly looks for quantitative value in a game. These gamers will mostly argue about game length and/or other quantitative values (assets, levels, maps, missions, boses, modes ect.) in relation to price. They often disregard other values in games like experience, atmosphere, story, creativity or even replayability and therefor neglect games as an art form. The term relates to the fact that a Product Gamer thinks that a game can and should be meassured and rated in a formulaic fashion like any other consumer product - For example by summing up the number of possible functions and multiplying it with the game's length.
John hates on New Walkingsimulator 3000 because it's only 4 hours long. Meanwhile he keeps playing Repetitive Grindfest 4 - He's such a Product Gamer.
Product Gamer by iUserProfile August 16, 2017
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product feeder 

someone who introduces a product to an existing market
Nowadays, with your buzz agents, product feeders, viral marketers, everyone plugged in 24/7 the Federal Communications Commission needn’t have bothered.
product feeder by brunommmatos August 18, 2018

Product Team 

When one, for sexual pleasure, farts inside of the mouth of their tinder date, while not wearing a face mask. This provides the receiver the pleasure of tasting their tinder date's dinner.
Last night, my date real gave me the best Product Team moment. I was really able to taste her dinner.
Product Team by lestermcolms July 30, 2020

Product review 

They provide us with insight into a product’s or service’s quality, function, and usefulness.
I want to write a product review on the new Apple IPhone 11.
Product review by Product Review September 16, 2020

Product Review 

They provide us with insight into a product’s service’s quality, function, and usefulness
I want to write a product review on the new IPhone 11.
Product Review by Product Review September 16, 2020

Product Deplacement 

(n.) A TV Show, or Podcast, made to make fun of a product, making them seem like a joke.
its so blatant product deplacement its hilarious.
Product Deplacement by crowmechai_ September 16, 2021

Product 19 

A breakfast cereal made by Kellogg's. Introduced in 1967, it consisted of lightly sweetened flakes made of corn, oats, wheat, and rice, marketed as containing all required daily vitamins and iron. The product was discontinued in 2016.
Product 19 was the best cereal.
Product 19 by SPrice1980 May 1, 2022