A phobia where someone is afraid of being "Pinch-Punched" on the first day of the month. This usually results in the phobia-holder to freak out, get really mad and possibly punch the person who Pinch-Punched them.
Person 1: haha! I'm about to Pinch-Punch everyone!
Person 2: Don't do it to that dude Person 3 over there though! He has Preferrumophobia!
Person 1: I DONT CARE!! *pinch punches Person 3*
Person 3: * Kills his family *
Person 2: Don't do it to that dude Person 3 over there though! He has Preferrumophobia!
Person 1: I DONT CARE!! *pinch punches Person 3*
Person 3: * Kills his family *
by dong saya dae July 31, 2019
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by skankysteve10 June 17, 2021
Get the Preserved mug.My preference is to live in a world where no one is insulated from ridicule or insult for ANY reason. No exceptions. Because (as I've said before) NONE OF MY SHIT IS OFF LIMITS IS IT? That's my fucking preference. Nothing is off limits. Not soulless cripples. Not your molested buttholes. Not your mongrel children (Who's lives have no value to anyone who isn't you). Not your inferior slut wife. Not your God. No exceptions. EVER. And then you can sit there and RESPECT MY PREFERENCE WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT. And that's what we're going to do. We're all going to do my preference now. I'm going to sit here and take a giant shit and every fiber of your beings one atom at a time. Why? Because I prefer that that happens to you instead of not happening.
Hym "It's just a preference. I prefer insulting you kids and immutable qualities and women in general. I don't really NEED to do this. Shit, it might even be better for everyone if I didn't. But I prefer doing this over other things. I really do. I'd prefer it if you were all stripped of the thing that I don't have. So that's what I'm going to do. Shit, I totally get that you want people to do that. Respect your "off limits things". But I just don't want to do that. And you don't have the right to make me. So there. Preference imposed. I hope your daughters read this and cried. And not THIS this but like... You know what I mean."
by Hym Iam February 22, 2023
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by Hym Iam June 13, 2023
Get the Preference mug.Hym "It took you 8 years and you still can't find a single person who has the opposite preference. Not 1. Because it isn't a thing and you know it isn't a thing. You don't respect men unconditionally yet expect respect from men unconditionally."
by Hym Iam August 29, 2023
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Hym "I said women's preference bad and now if I don't do what Jordan wants my preferences bad and evil! That's how ANY religious person works! And as far as 'evidence' (the evidence he doesn't actually cite btw) apologist will use LITERALLY ANYTHING as evidence. Every apologist has 'undeniable evidence for God.' Do what I want, or, you're evil. He's really riding the coattails of his evil psychopath boogeyman all the way to the grave, huh? I like that 'The ideas that he's wrestling with' are just my ideas. That makes me God to him! He's a ME worshipper!"
by Hym Iam February 26, 2024
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