Natalie Portman

Greatest, Most Beautiful And Wonderful Movie Star EVER!

Natalie Portman Is The Greatest Actress Of All Time.

by Currently Unknown July 25, 2003

Natalie Portman

Real name: Natalie Hershlag Use of Stagename: good call. A Semite Goddess, whom I'd gladly give up my heterosexuality for!

Natalie Portman is a present-day Audrey Hepburn.

by Mona Lott December 28, 2005

portmantard

Somebody retarded in the art of portmanteaux.

"Greg didn't understand that when I sleep on a bed I call it a 'sled', because it's a 'bed' that I 'sleep' in, therefore it's called a 'sled'. Greg is such a portmantard.

by Stever Mokum August 19, 2008

Natalie Portmaning

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.

I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.

by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014

Natalie Portmaning

The verb 'Natalie Portmaning' refers to 'having rough anal sex'.

I am a big fan of scuba diving, playing the banjo and Natalie Portmaning.

I would really love to Natalie Portman the shit out of Keira Knightley.

My stepsister Susan got Natalie Portmaned really bad at the bowling alley last night.

by KWLXXXVII July 19, 2014

Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman: Simply gorgeous!

"Will you sleep with me Natalie?"

by evan wilde July 26, 2005

Doing the Natalie Portman

The act of masturbation, typically female. A reference to the recent movie Black Swan, in which the plot pretty much revolved around Natalie Portman's masturbatory habits.

Karen: Katie sure has been in her room for a long time.
Liz: She's probably doing the Natalie Portman.
Karen: Oh, that probably explains why she took that underwear catalogue.

by tccsn11 June 28, 2011