ass patting

The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.

Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!

by nypaliguy January 21, 2010

Fart Parenting

Fart Parenting is a method of parenting focusing on attachment and comfort. Either the mother or father of a new born baby will fart near their infant's face, with particular care to ensure the baby smells the fart. Each human has distinct and unique 'signatures' in the molecules of their farts and it's believed that when a baby is repetitively exposed to these fart molecules, they will feel comfort and bond with their parent. Fart Parenting involves each parent farting as often as possible in the face of their new born baby for a period of up to a year. It's important to keep exposing the child to the fart molecules for a year to form that strong, rich bond. Fart Parenting is part of a new wave of parenting methods among crunchy mommies, and promoted by groups like, Mères Sans Vaccins (Mothers Without Vaccines). Fart Parenting was nominated for a Long Grass award for Parenting Trend of the Year in 2016, but it lost out to the Bird Feeding Method.

I Fart Parented my triplets; Earthmoon, Atticus, and Felix-Lexus. They all loved my Fart Parenting and remember it fondly because I continued it until their 7th birthday with their breast feeding. Fart parenting promotes a healthy immune system that negates any need for toxic vaccinations.

by grassysally October 27, 2016

Parthing

Verb: To hang around other kids not your age. Additionally, having both hands cupped around the groin area and gently leaning back. The humorous incident is when the person parthing is behind a group of juniors.

Person 1: What's that kid doing with those upperclassmen?
Person 2: He's parthing. Don't bother him.

by Shaurizzle October 13, 2010

parting the Red Sea

To have vaginal intercourse or oral sex with a woman who is having her period.

I don't care how much you beg, I'm not parting your Red Sea, Moses.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Parroting

The act of resting someone else's penis on your shoulder, like a parrot.

(inspired by Louis CK's first season promo for the show "Louie")

"...and maybe, you have a third guy just standing there, resting his cock on your shoulder, like a parrot."

"let's have a parroting party"

"he loves parroting more than his fixed gear bike"

by captain AAAWWWRRRR September 9, 2011

Parting the Red Sea

Having sex with a girl who has her period.

Alex: Dude, be a good wing man and take her down for me!!
Ralph: Saw a tampon in her purse, so she's on the rag dude!!
Alex: Well then you will just be parting the Red Sea!

by RealArif August 28, 2013

parting shot

To give a parting shot is to say something that may offend or upset whoever is receiving that shot (which is why it's called a shot), and abruptly leaving and / or cutting that person off (which is why it's called a parting shot). It's often used when someone wishes to be the winner of an argument and not receive any hurting comeback, so it is usually viewed as a cowardly act.

Billy: You are such a dick to everyone, man!
John: How am I dick? You're just a pussy.
Billy: Oh? So now I'm a pussy, huh? You know what? FUCK YOU, FUCKING SELF-LOVING PRICK!!!
John is typing something...
Bill has logged out.
John: Lmao. Nice parting shot.

by Flashy & Cocky April 12, 2015